Ok, so we all know that dating can be brutal. That's why I don't do a ton of it, or at least that's one of my many excuses. Tonight I was at dinner and as often happens when your dining alone I started to overhear parts of the conversation from the next booth down. Ok, it was impossible to not overhear it. This poor fellow was on a first date with a women that I have to assume he met online judging from how the conversation was coming together. It started out with the usual salutations of online daters. You know, "wow your taller than you look in your picture" and the like. Then some small talk about family and so on.
So you may be wondering what made this date interesting enough to write about. This fellow apparently was nervously making jokes and his date was nervously "Cackling". No really it was the worst sound I've ever heard. The type of laugh that could clear a room, it would make Woody Woodpecker stare in silent disbelief. Then she decided to make nervous jokes too, only hers were more like a cross between the in your face style of
Don Rickles & the innuendo of one of those redneck style comedians. When she started making cackling jokes about the fact that he had never been into a 'Victoria's Secret" or a "Fredrick's of Hollywood" I could tell he was ready to fake a stroke or just bolt for the door.
So about the time I was ready to ask for a table somewhere far away from the cackler a table of ten was just starting to get loose in the bar area. Who would have thought there could be three obnoxious cacklers in one restaurant. It was a trio in surround sound. Isn't the fire code enforced "Max occupancy 250 diners & 1 cackler". It was unbearable. Apparently it was all a little too much for this guy he suddenly came down with all the symptoms of Rubella or Bird Flu or something and felt he really should skip desert and get going.
Now we know that there is someone out there for everyone of us if we're patient. So if your reading this
Nervous Stuttering guy &
Cackling gal don't give up. Oh and if it happens to work out I would be happy to photograph your wedding. :-)